In Ancient Greece, it's time for Spartan High School Musical.

A pirate regrets stealing a herd of cows and King Charles II raps about his lifestyle.

A prank-loving emperor hosts a dinner party on Roman Come Dine with Me.

A lazy aristocrat invents the sandwich, and the Romans host their own cookery show.

A Victorian teacher is confused by her pupils' bizarre names.

Queen Victoria learns that her British comforts are not very British.

Celt housewives find decorative uses for severed heads. Plus revolting Roman toilets.

A Victorian inspector checks school is cruel, plus a news report from the Great Plague.

The Saxons exchange disgusting Christmas presents, and a caveman goes on a cookery show.

A terrible smell hits the Houses of Parliament, and Cinderella struggles with the Blitz.

An evil Greek god guests on a chat show, and a Georgian swaps his wife with a peasant.

A priest makes a piano from live pigs, while Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea.

The Tudors sing their family history, and Bob explains the history of Rome in two minutes.

A Roman emperor finds a nasty alternative to candles, and an Egyptian tries to save money.

A Stone Age doctor tries to help a modern patient and a pharaoh invents the pyramid.

A pirate captain worries about an early bedtime and the four King Georges form a boy band.